Fucking M16 noob 

what i yell at the top of my lungs when i get killed by in M16 in Call of Duty 4, 6 ,and 7, or a person who plays Call of Duty 4, 6 ,or 7, who uses the M16 to piss you and your teammates off to get points. When the FUCKING M16 NOOB is killed, it is common for it to have the martyrdom perk, or deathstreak. to kill the FUCKING M16 NOOB, try using a noob tube, other known as a pro pipe, or grenade launcher.

*gets shot by M16*

me: FUCK YOU M16 NOOB GO FUCKING SHOOT YOURSELF PLAY THE GAME FUCKING FAIR! USE A FUCKING MP5 OR SOMETHING! FUCK THE M16 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU Fucking M16 noob!!!!

*i kill M16 noob*

M16 noob: now eat my martyrdom bitch.

me: FUCK YOU!

Fucking M16 noob by COD player1234567 November 25, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012