Fucked the toaster

An expression for when you have absolutely, irrevocably fucked up and hurt yourself severely in the process.

Jimmy said "I do, Amanda." to Jenny during their wedding vows, she kicked him in the balls and stormed out. Jimmy really fucked the toaster on that one.

Fucked the toaster by Grazgriz777 December 5, 2016

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