fuck cold

When it's really fucking cold.

Chicago in January can be fuck cold.

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

fuck cold

1. ridiculously cold, even for the inhabitants of a certain place
2. so cold that the only way to survive the coldsnap is to find the closest available person to fuck, just for the sake of keeping warm

1. ohio can get fuck cold at any time between october and april
2. no man that wasn't gay, it was just fuck cold so that doesn't count...

by eriCartman December 28, 2007

Stone cold fuck

When you charm the pants off a girl (literally)and during intercourse and ejaculation, you show no emotion and make no sounds. When finished, you immediately put your clothes on and leave without another word.

Purpose: Mess with a bitch's mind.

I met this girl was hot but a real bitch. I stone cold fucked her and hopefully I ruined her hopes in ever finding true love.

by rudeboyRZ January 21, 2009

Cold Fuck

Sexual intercourse without any emotional connection.

One night stand sex

Popular with sex addicts and horny young males who cold fuck one partner after another

Scenario;

cold fuck couple, Male has just ejaculated

Female
"hey, what about me"?

Male - now sitting back at his computer looking for next cold fuck

"finish yourself off then call a taxi"!

by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009

Ice Cold Fuck

A way to dress up the exclamation "Fuck".

Ice cold fuck! I can't find my god damn keys.

by Giggity God Dammit March 14, 2009

Cold War Fuck Face Off

The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis

John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"

Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."

John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"

by Chemlock March 16, 2009

cold as fuck

adjective - used to describe outside weather when it is so cold outside, you are actually forced to put on real shoes, a jacket, and long pants to avoid hypothermia. Usually applies when the temperature is in the 20's or below. Also used as an excuse for not going outside and staying inside all day to watch TV.

Girl: "Would you like to go to the store with me?"

Boy: "Hell no, it's cold as fuck outside."

by sunnyutblonde January 23, 2012