1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is immeasurable.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton'
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton'
by cojack June 03, 2005
by KIT CLOUD July 25, 2003
by A Rhys Kern January 16, 2006
1.A percise measurement of something. Can be used for any substance, but is often used to describe something in a video game.
2.A LOT of something
2.A LOT of something
by Shifty July 02, 2004
An urban unit of measurement to describe a large amount of an item.
6 metric tons = 2 ghetto bootayz
3 Ghetto bootayz = 1 fuck ton
6 metric tons = 2 ghetto bootayz
3 Ghetto bootayz = 1 fuck ton
"Yo der was uh Fuck Ton uh bitches down at da club last turrrrrrzday*!"
*Turrrrrrrzday- the day between wednesday and thursday; when the cash money is dueeee, son.
*Turrrrrrrzday- the day between wednesday and thursday; when the cash money is dueeee, son.
by Laphanduh and vanilla slurpie May 04, 2008
Programmer's Definition - A unit of measurement used when a new very large amount of storage or space is introduced into an environment that desperately needed it. This usually results in an increase in speed, performance and even happiness in some cases.
IT Manager: "Did that extra 8GB of RAM help your laptop gain performance?"
Programmer: "It helped me a Fuck Ton. My laptop can actually run 3 Instances of Visual Studio 2010, SSMS and a bunch of other programs simultaneously on Windows 7 now. It runs a Fuck Ton faster since you gave me a Fuck Ton more memory."
IT Manager: "You should have asked sooner."
Programmer: "I have only been asking since I got this business class laptop that only had 4GB of Memory on it; that you provided me and expected me to program on."
IT Manager: "Stop complaining..."
Programmer: "It helped me a Fuck Ton. My laptop can actually run 3 Instances of Visual Studio 2010, SSMS and a bunch of other programs simultaneously on Windows 7 now. It runs a Fuck Ton faster since you gave me a Fuck Ton more memory."
IT Manager: "You should have asked sooner."
Programmer: "I have only been asking since I got this business class laptop that only had 4GB of Memory on it; that you provided me and expected me to program on."
IT Manager: "Stop complaining..."
by dyslexicanaboko November 22, 2011
37 gigabytes. If not applicable to data, the smallest unit of something is determined as a bit. e.g. A Fuck Ton of ants; one ant would be a bit. Eight bits to a byte, so on and so forth. That's a lot of ants.
That's a fuck ton of lasagna!
by ExLxF September 18, 2008