Definitions by dyslexicanaboko
gym-scrubs
A phrase used to describe unwilling feelings towards going to the gym. Describing going to they gym as one would describe going to work.
Person1: Why the long face?
Person2: I have to go to the gym and I don't want to. I guess it is time for me to put on my gym-scrubs.
Person2: I have to go to the gym and I don't want to. I guess it is time for me to put on my gym-scrubs.
gym-scrubs by dyslexicanaboko July 5, 2012
Fuck Ton
Programmer's Definition - A unit of measurement used when a new very large amount of storage or space is introduced into an environment that desperately needed it. This usually results in an increase in speed, performance and even happiness in some cases.
IT Manager: "Did that extra 8GB of RAM help your laptop gain performance?"
Programmer: "It helped me a Fuck Ton. My laptop can actually run 3 Instances of Visual Studio 2010, SSMS and a bunch of other programs simultaneously on Windows 7 now. It runs a Fuck Ton faster since you gave me a Fuck Ton more memory."
IT Manager: "You should have asked sooner."
Programmer: "I have only been asking since I got this business class laptop that only had 4GB of Memory on it; that you provided me and expected me to program on."
IT Manager: "Stop complaining..."
Programmer: "It helped me a Fuck Ton. My laptop can actually run 3 Instances of Visual Studio 2010, SSMS and a bunch of other programs simultaneously on Windows 7 now. It runs a Fuck Ton faster since you gave me a Fuck Ton more memory."
IT Manager: "You should have asked sooner."
Programmer: "I have only been asking since I got this business class laptop that only had 4GB of Memory on it; that you provided me and expected me to program on."
IT Manager: "Stop complaining..."
Fuck Ton by dyslexicanaboko November 22, 2011
Facebook Ninja
One who has a Facebook Account, adds nearly anyone who makes a friend request, only checks or updates their account with information sparingly and then disappears again for an extended period of time.
Facebook Ninja by dyslexicanaboko July 3, 2011