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Fuck Nappies 

The level of genital protection when visiting a hooker in a third world country. Usually consisting of three condoms on the penis and several layers of cling film around the crotch area "just in case" resulting in a nappy shaped protective barrier.
Dean: Yeah boy! We gonna go down to Bangkok and fuck ourselves some katoey hookers tonight!

Nico: Man we better get our fuck nappies on, don't want to be bringing any shit back home to the wife!

Dean: True! You get the cling film, I'll get the condoms.
Fuck Nappies by fucknappee January 22, 2011
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the phrase you say when your verry pissed or hurt your self.
Person 1: ahhhh vagina fuck napples!!!!!!!!!

person 2: What happened

person 1: i sutbbed my toe
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