fuck my dick

(exclamation) A phrase uttered when:
- being pissed off
- getting confused
- getting screwed over (see to jew)
- being overcome with Tourette's Syndrome

"Dude, your mom just gave me a suck job!"
"AH, FUCK MY DICK!"

by trev-dog part 2 April 4, 2009

fuck my dick

when you watch one man one screwdriver

while you are watching it i said fuck my dick

by dick is yum March 13, 2019

Fuck my dick

Asking a close freind or family member to suck your penis until you cum so hard that you feel like you will die

Fuck my dick mommy

Ok

Later that night

Ooooh harder mommy I love when you make me cum this hard

by weird guy that knows anotomy May 19, 2022

Fuck my dick off

Usually used when you are frustrated with yourself, such as losing your keys, or losing at Trivia HQ when your on the last question. Not to be confused with Get the fuck off my dick.

"I can't find my girl, fuck my dick off."

by holveck June 1, 2018

fuck my dick with a stick

an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.

can be used in place of FML.

*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"

*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"

gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"

by thatguyathjs November 15, 2011

Fuck My Ass Syrup Onto My Dick Pancake

Using so much exlax, that one's intestines SPEW out of your asshole, onto your partners penis. Followed by shitting pancake shaped turds onto there chest. (Mostly done by Mexicans, or Fetal Pigs.)

Old Man 1: so anyone up to Fuck my ass syrup onto my dick pancake?
Old Man 2: Isn't that a little bit rushed? or Meixican? i Met you yesterday.
Fetal Pig 1: Im down, don't be a Pussy

by ChefPubert May 30, 2009

fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick

All I really want...

Hey Chad! could you please fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick?

by I want to die drowned by semen December 3, 2017