Me: Doctor, that fuck mark on my neck really hurts! Please get rid of it!
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
A class of non-gang related graffiti/tagging left by a fuckwad. Often resembling the scrawl of a young child, fuckmarks are distinguishable from street art in that they posses a distinct lack of creativity and artistic talent in both style and message.
In many cases involving fuckmarks, the the fuckwad, when confronted may be delusional and claim to be a talented artist in another large city such as New York or Los Angeles.
I walked down the alley this morning and it was full of fresh fuckmarks.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"