Fuck Drums

To play air drums with your middle fingers. Usually to the beat of a song that is currently playing.

Adam played his fuck drums to distract Corey during a classic match of beer-pong.

Fuck Drums by thepalace July 7, 2010

National Fuck a Drummer Day 

National Fuck a Drummer Day is a day to rejoice and celebrate your syncopated friends by having hot, passionate sex with them. National Fuck a Drummer Day falls on December 28th!

"It's National Fuck A Drummer Day, get on that bed so we can start celebrating."

National Fuck a Drummer Day by jDerulo10 October 10, 2024

Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool 

A state of being surprised and having a liking of Tre' Cool.
Also Just wanting Tre' Cool.

Did you see that Janie and Larz are going out now?
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool by Sam Pardee January 2, 2009