fuck buster

someone who walks into the room while you are having sex

My mother is such a fuck buster.

by j.lowe April 10, 2008

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Mississippi Fuck Buster

v. The act of ass fucking a girl and right after you cum, grabbing a live squirrel and shoving it into her open anus... when she tightens back up the squirrel will be trapped inside and you must convince her that if she doesn't retrieve the squirrel, they will both die.

Richard: "Hey Joffery, what did you do with that squirrel we found?"
Joffery: "I gave my bitch an old fashion Mississippi Fuck Buster"
Richard: "Oh, that explains the smell"
Joffery: "And the tears"

by Sasha's 27th July 26, 2009

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bluster fuck

to fuck a really fat chick cus she has rolls and more cushion for the pushin.

dude i totally bluster fucked last night

by kelsey deeeeeee dugger June 21, 2009

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Fuckbuster

Almost synonymous with cockblock, but worse. Someone who constantly thwarts sexual encounters out of jealousy because they have no game. Can single-handedly ruin a party unless immediately kicked out.

Who invited Lawrence? Get him the fuck outta here, he's a total fuckbuster.

by The TrUth will find you out March 1, 2015

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Funkbuster

A person one has sex with despite them being unattractive, purely because one has not had any action for quite some time. The Purpose of such sexual escapades being to bust the your sexual "funk".

A)Bro I totally banged that fat chick!
B) For realsies? she was ugly as fuck man what were you thinking?
A)Its cool I have had a dry spell I needed a funkbuster nahmean?
B)Innit.

by Kevin_From_Kings February 10, 2009

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