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Fuck Buffet 

Fuck buffet: a method of serving up fucking in such a manner as one would have many options for sex but none of them are especially pleasing. In a fuck buffet the emphasis is on quantity of choices as opposed to quality of choices.
Ex- "After joining Tinder, Cindy was able to participate in a veritable fuck buffet of coitus, after which she needed a round of antibiotics."
See also gang bang, orgy
Fuck Buffet by SB178 May 10, 2016
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All you can fuck buffet

When there are more than four different people who are going to have sex with you and you can only choose some.
After the party, it was like an all you can fuck buffet.

Fuck-buffer 

A person who acts as an intermediary in group sex. allowing a person to to be in a sexual act with another person without being in physical contact with them.
"I slept with Karen last night!"
"Dude, isn't she a lesbian?"
"I used Jessica as a fuck-buffer."

"I heard you were at Mike's orgy last night. Doesn't he have the clap?"
"Yeah, but I used Lillith as a fuck-buffer so it's all good"
Fuck-buffer by DJBarenJuden August 31, 2012