2 definitions by Captain Dipshit

a female who likes to floss diamonds/jewelry ostentatiously
These ice mommies think they're all that.
by Captain Dipshit April 20, 2004
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Scibelli who plays with flowers in Maine during the winter.
Someone tell the fruitflorist that his buttpirate friend is here with some more flowers.
by Captain Dipshit October 8, 2003
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