Flavored plastic sheets rolled up in silver plastic wrappers. enjoyed by flabby, overweight pre-teens everywhere.
I hate Fruit Roll Ups because they stick to my back teeth and then I have to taste them for even longer than I want to....
by Shawn B. April 30, 2003
MBorel's food of choice. A fruity sheet that comes in a multitude of flavors and has various drawings embedded into the sheet.
MBorel rants about a number of things including Fruit Roll-Ups, Toonami, and the current state of anime.
by Eyeballflyball September 14, 2003
A sex game played between a male and female. The male uses a Fruit Roll up as a condom as he preforms intercourse on the female. The first one to ejaculate has to eat left overs of said Fruit Roll up.
-"Dude I was totally fucking this sexy freak last night"
+" How do you know Broseph?!"
-"She asked me if I wanted to play The Fruit Roll Up!!"
+" How do you know Broseph?!"
-"She asked me if I wanted to play The Fruit Roll Up!!"
by ask-one October 24, 2010
by ButtoningPuppet July 7, 2018
Ezra: He’s a real fruit roll up!
Cody: a what?
Ezra: like a tasty treat, a fruit roll up
Cody: oh okay that makes sense
Cody: a what?
Ezra: like a tasty treat, a fruit roll up
Cody: oh okay that makes sense
by thinkingtomyself April 7, 2019
The act of placing a piece of plastic wrap over the vaginal area of a woman who is menstruating, then pressing the plastic down into the bloody area and slowly peel off, thus creating a fruit roll up, most closely resembling cherry flavor.
I wanted to give Suzie some oral sex last night but didnt feel like diving into her menstrual cycle, so I found some plastic wrap and made a fruit roll up.
by Steelersfanps November 8, 2010
The act of peeling your penis from your scrotum in an upwards fashion to remove discomfort from the genitalia due to excess heat and moisture.
It was so hot out today , my co-workers thought i was masturbating because of how many times i gave my self a fruit roll-up.
by cjewooly November 7, 2010