Fruit Roll Up

by Leon February 27, 2003
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Fruit Roll Up

A fruit snack made by Betty Crocker, not a gay person in a sleeping bag or something dirty you idiots.
Person 1: Do you want a fruit roll up?
Person 2: You mean a gay person in a sleeping bag?
Person 1: No, idiot. It's a fruit snack.
by fakename06 October 30, 2018
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Flavored plastic sheets rolled up in silver plastic wrappers. enjoyed by flabby, overweight pre-teens everywhere.
I hate Fruit Roll Ups because they stick to my back teeth and then I have to taste them for even longer than I want to....
by Shawn B. April 30, 2003
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Tasty treat or snack, usually used in reference to hot men that you want to get it with.
Ezra: He’s a real fruit roll up!

Cody: a what?
Ezra: like a tasty treat, a fruit roll up
Cody: oh okay that makes sense
by thinkingtomyself April 07, 2019
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When a man rolls a flaccid penis up into a ball and puts it in his mouth.
My buddy couldn't get it up so he just gave his boyfriend the fruit roll up.
by DaddieDoWerk October 13, 2015
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A sexual act in which the male ingests a high level of citrus fruit (preferably pineapple) 24 hours before the sexual encounter. When the male is preparing to ejaculate, he pulls out and skeets on her back. After it dries on her back, he peels it off and feeds the fruity snack to her.
Male: It's almost dry now.

Female: Shit, I hope so, I'm starving for a fruit roll up!
by Jimmy9234 October 17, 2008
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The situation in which you go down on a girl during her period, cover your face with her "juices", let them dry, and peel them off, only to eat the hardened product.
by E-Money February 22, 2003
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