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Fruit Roll-Up

When you bust a nut so good that you fall asleep, wake up, and have to peel your dried cum off your stomach like the wrapper on a Fruit Roll-Up
After jimmy found the video he'd been looking for all night, he had to Fruit Roll-Up himself in the morning.
Fruit Roll-Up by Binkular Stinkular December 15, 2018

Fruit Roll-Up

A group of homosexual men performing a drive-by shooting.
"We finna Fruit Roll-Up his ass."

Fruit Roll-up

The act of peeling your penis from your scrotum in an upwards fashion to remove discomfort from the genitalia due to excess heat and moisture.
It was so hot out today , my co-workers thought i was masturbating because of how many times i gave my self a fruit roll-up.
Fruit Roll-up by cjewooly November 8, 2010

fruit roll-up

When a dude is going down on a chick on her period and the menstrual blood is then discharged onto his face. The man proceeds to let the blood dry and then peel it off similar to a fruit roll up and then eats it.
Hey baby. How's about you stick a "fruit roll-up" on my face.
fruit roll-up by billdog.dog October 6, 2008

Fruit Roll-up

The result of putting a flavored condom on your penis, having intercourse with a woman, and then eating the condom.
"Last night me and my wife had a Fruit Roll-up, it was divine!"
Fruit Roll-up by Rat 😎 April 5, 2026