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Fructose Beard

A fleshy, saggy, pouch-like formation under the chin caused by overconsumption of highly processed, fructose-laden snack foods. A fructose beard obscures the natural jawline and renders the victim's face shapeless and lacking in definition.
Honey Boo-Boo's mom is sporting a serious fructose beard.
by barfstormman1 August 30, 2013
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