Frito Lay

A complete cluster fuck. They also make chips and shit.

Today has been such a Frito lay! Nothing is going as planned.

Frito Lay by fuckedatwork April 18, 2018

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Frito Lay

When a girl sits on your legs, and jerks you off as if it was her own cock. Cums on your body, you own semen (of course,) and then lays down on top of you creating a cum sandwich.

“Vicky gave Dani a ‘frito lay’ last night and she loved it more than a bag of corn chips.”

Frito Lay by Nick Petrowski August 28, 2019

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Frito Lay

Having sex with someone fat...and obviously eats alot of chips.

Remeber that fat chick, Cindy? Well, we went out last night and I totally got a Frito Lay.

Frito Lay by Dregs McLiken May 12, 2009

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Frito-Lay Effect

The Frito-Lay Effect describes the size of a bag of Frito-Lay chips going down. However, it can also relate to any type of food item decreasing in size. It has been happening in recent years and has been happening severely since the 2009 recession. It makes most people mad.

Yolanda:

What in the world is happening. A month ago these cheetos came with 4 oz, now they only come with 2.75 oz!

Wahid: The Frito-Lay Effect man, the Frito-Lay Effect.

Frito-Lay Effect by Aelm43 December 27, 2009