Friendly fire

An Oxymoron

Murphy's law: Friendly fire--isn't

by Cpt.Bob November 03, 2003

Friendly fire

leading cause of casualties in Bush Jr.'s invasion of Iraq

Stupid US Soldier: THIS IS FOR THE CIVIL WAR U BRIT!!!
British Soldier: wait a second...

by LinKuei-Sephiroth July 31, 2003

Friendly fire

The way the americans think that they can shoot whoever the hell they want and then just turn around and say it doesnt matterits friendly fire it doesnt hurt. Stupid americans

dumbass americans

by billy besler May 07, 2003

Friendly fire

The ONLY thing the americans can excell at

Yee HA I have a really big let's got blow something up

by Bush Mr G August 29, 2003

Friendly fire

A small campfire to roast weiners and marshmallows on a stick. Yummy!

Hey kids! Hows about some friendly fire?

by some old bastard November 29, 2003

Friendly fire

during an act of masterbaition a man (accidentally) ejaculates on his own body. this usually happens when the man is lying down and is most severe when it hits the head area (the top one) and especially the lip

"ewwww, i jus cummed on my lip, thats the worst kind of 'FRIENDLY FIRE'"

*barfff*

by Ryan Maxwell May 28, 2008

friendly fire

A phrase recently popularized by TikTok that refers to a person attacking/throwing shade at someone very similar to, or on the "same team" as them. This is derived from its original meaning: when an army fires upon its own forces.

Fat influencer on TikTok: *condescending tone* "Oh? I'm unhealthy because I'm Fat? -"
Visibly overweight girl dueting her: "Literally yes. Yes."
Comment Section: Friendly fire...

by Handsomesouthernboy February 24, 2022