Friend-Maker 

When a dumbass that has been rejected by their old highschool friends, go off to another town and create Facebook accounts to befriend to spite the people back home and prove that her/himself is actually cool and can make friends. This is often the result of tremendous bullying or just being a retard that no one respect. Often escalates to the dumb ass creating a fake abnormally hot girlfriend.

Billy Bob is now friends with Tits Mcgee.

Billy Bob says: hey baby you finally got Facebook? I completely love you and I can't wait to meet all your other hot friends that we have ridiculous orgies with.

~Friend-Maker

Friend-Maker by Userr May 18, 2010

Friendmaker 

Could also be spelled "Friend-maker"

An interesting person who's biggest talent is to make friends/contacts in all sorts of circles and whatever the circumstances are.

A person whose first impression is well liked by almost everyone.

Person #1: "Hey I met a real nice guy last night. Do you know anybody named Rob?"

Person #2: "Rob? Yeah, everybody knows Rob! He's a really nice guy...he's a typical friendmaker!"

Friendmaker by Waow Rabalder March 21, 2009

Friendmaker 

A **Friendmaker** is a handshake that makes friends without fail.

The original procedure goes as follows:
1. *CLAP your palms together with your new friend like going into a normal handshake, only so as to meet the edges.*
2. *STRAP your thumb to his/hers in a GRAPple and lift upward firmly until at arm-wrestling level.*
3. *WRAP your fingers around the top-base of his/her hand, pulling your fingers over the back of his/her wrist and down against the base of his/her thumb to effectively TRAP their hand from escaping.*
4. *SNAP your fingers around their thumb with a flourish (can't be simultaneous, so whoever initiates should snap first).*
5. *ZAP fingerguns at each other with style akin to Fonzie from 'Happy Days', leaning back to make a GAP while still holding one another upright.*
6. *DAP across each other's fingers and FLAP at the fingertips.*
7. *RAP knuckles together on the way to TAP the backs of each other's forearms together.*
8. *Twist your shoulder inward to SLAP the outside of the other's same shoulder.*

Other renditions of Friendmakers combine any mixture of claps, slaps, daps, and taps. In its simplest form, it only involves the first four steps from the original.

I was just gonna give him some skin, but bro pulled the OG Friendmaker on me outta nowhere! Now we bros for life!

Friendmaker by OPStellar May 11, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004