Friend-Maker

When a dumbass that has been rejected by their old highschool friends, go off to another town and create Facebook accounts to befriend to spite the people back home and prove that her/himself is actually cool and can make friends. This is often the result of tremendous bullying or just being a retard that no one respect. Often escalates to the dumb ass creating a fake abnormally hot girlfriend.

Billy Bob is now friends with Tits Mcgee.

Billy Bob says: hey baby you finally got Facebook? I completely love you and I can't wait to meet all your other hot friends that we have ridiculous orgies with.

~Friend-Maker

Friend-Maker by Userr May 18, 2010

Friendmaker

Could also be spelled "Friend-maker"

An interesting person who's biggest talent is to make friends/contacts in all sorts of circles and whatever the circumstances are.

A person whose first impression is well liked by almost everyone.

Person #1: "Hey I met a real nice guy last night. Do you know anybody named Rob?"

Person #2: "Rob? Yeah, everybody knows Rob! He's a really nice guy...he's a typical friendmaker!"

Friendmaker by Waow Rabalder March 21, 2009

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Related Words

Friendmaker • friend • Friend Zone • friend zoned • friend boy • friend crush • friend with benefits • friend group • friend card • friend-in-law

Friendmaker

A **Friendmaker** is a handshake that makes friends without fail.

The original procedure goes as follows:
1. *CLAP your palms together with your new friend like going into a normal handshake, only so as to meet the edges.*
2. *STRAP your thumb to his/hers in a GRAPple and lift upward firmly until at arm-wrestling level.*
3. *WRAP your fingers around the top-base of his/her hand, pulling your fingers over the back of his/her wrist and down against the base of his/her thumb to effectively TRAP their hand from escaping.*
4. *SNAP your fingers around their thumb with a flourish (can't be simultaneous, so whoever initiates should snap first).*
5. *ZAP fingerguns at each other with style akin to Fonzie from 'Happy Days', leaning back to make a GAP while still holding one another upright.*
6. *DAP across each other's fingers and FLAP at the fingertips.*
7. *RAP knuckles together on the way to TAP the backs of each other's forearms together.*
8. *Twist your shoulder inward to SLAP the outside of the other's same shoulder.*

Other renditions of Friendmakers combine any mixture of claps, slaps, daps, and taps. In its simplest form, it only involves the first four steps from the original.

I was just gonna give him some skin, but bro pulled the OG Friendmaker on me outta nowhere! Now we bros for life!

Friendmaker by OPStellar May 11, 2024

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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