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friend hoe 

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When someone goes around and calls everyone their bestfriends
She just told multiple that they're her bestfriend, what a friend hoe
friend hoe by Uaufhjaka November 6, 2015
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Friend hoe 

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Someone who makes plans with everyone so when they don’t work out they always got another
We can’t go to the movies
Dang
Ye
Well I guess I’ll go with jack
You friend hoe
Friend hoe by Ninjahasligma447 October 19, 2018
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friend hoe • friendho • friendhoarding • friend-hole • friend hopper • friend hearts • Friend-hopping • Friend Hierarchy • friend hobo • friend-hog

Friend hoe 

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When someone makes plans with everyone they know so when one don’t work out they got more
Yo we can’t go to the movies
Dang
Ye
Well I’ll go with josh
You friend hoe
Friend hoe by Ninjahasligma447 October 19, 2018
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Friend hoe 

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A friend that blindly follows another friend and defends them as if their life depends on it literally willing to do anything for them
That friend hoe is so annoying when it comes to her
Friend hoe by Yeealreadyknowstadeal August 7, 2020
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Friendhoe 

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A fake friend who cuts off ties with other supposed friends to rise up the ranks of popularity.
Wow that girl is such a friendhoe. She just unfriended everyone to be more popular.
Friendhoe by thisbitchho March 2, 2019
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friendhole 

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A friend, who is sometimes a friend, but usually an asshole.
I helped a bunch of my freaking friendholes plan a party and then they didn't invite me.
friendhole by Matt Coon August 2, 2007
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friendho 

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One who befriends and friend-requests as many people on MySpace as possible; one who engages in the act of friendhoarding.
Sandra has 328 friends and only knows 2 of them. What a friendho!
friendho by musicguy July 20, 2008
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