A person with the lowest level of intelligence.

A deceiving, childish, full of shit and totally retarded person. Also the kind of people you never want to meet, loves to say that he is Russian (neighbor country), because deep inside he knows that his country is a total shithole due to its own stupidity and arrogance.

Used as a direct insult at someone who does or says something soo ignorant that they take it to a whole other level of stupidity, just like a Moldovan would.
————————-Example One————————-
(Sitting in a Geography Class)

Student 1: (Asks Teacher) Hey where is Canada Located??
Student 2: (turns around surprisingly and says) Dude, you are such a FRICKIN MOLDOVAN.

The Whole Class laughs Hysterically.

————————-Example Two————————

Friend 1: Dude I just got the best Invention, that will make me a billionaire.

Friend 2: No way. What do you have in mind?

Friend 1: (excitingly replies) It will be an Automatically deployed parachute when it hits the ground.

Friend 2: (Disappointedly says) Wow....Fricken Moldovan.

—————————-Fun Joke—————————-

Q: How do Moldovans Drink Coffee???

A: They wear sunglasses and drink hot water.
by 100% BigMouth November 26, 2017
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