Friathalon

A friathalon is where the three meals eaten on any particular day consist of fried food in their entirety. A particularly gruelling test of human strength and stamina.

For instance: An Irish breakfast, KFC for lunch followed by fish and chips for tea.

Today I feel like a friathalon.

by yourMa August 9, 2008

Toilet Triathalon

When you beat off, take a piss, and drop a deuce all in the same session in the bathroom

I had already beaten off but then i decided top go for the toilet triathalon.

by jeffbeeck1997 April 27, 2015