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Freq Hop Master 

1. A military term for a particular setting on a radio. The security for the radio relies on the radio(s) to be in sync with each other time-wise. This setting will allow the radio operator "suck" other radios that are freq hopping on the same frequency onto the right time. In a tank platoon, the Platoon Sergeant should be the freq hop master, but usually the Platoon Leader will think that if he is the freq hop master his radio reception will improve, but in reality, only chaos ensues.
2. Usually a title bestowed on someone that has had or is hoping to have, a great deal of success Freq Hopping. Often a self-appointed title.
1. Blue 4 (Platoon Sergeant): Blue 1, 2, and 3 this is blue 4, check to make sure you are NOT in freq hop master.
Blue 2: Roger. I'm good.
Blue 3: Roger 4. Just checked, we're good.
Blue 1: Blue 4 blue 1
Blue 4: Blue 1, blue 4.
Blue 1: Blue 4 blue 1
Blue 4: Blue 1, blue 4, radio check.
Blue 1: Blue 4 blue 1
Blue 4: blue 2, blue 4, run over to 1 and fix his shit.
Blue 2: Roger.

2. Tom Patton: Hey sarge how was your weekend?
Me: Awesome!
Tom: Do any freq hopping?
me: Hell yeah! You?
Tom: I'M THE FREQ HOP MASTER!!
me: Dude you are so lame.
Freq Hop Master by tankboy2k January 20, 2006
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