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laughing in an evil french way 

A laugh that sounds evil... and French.
"We will show the stupid Americans who le clutzy frog, eh?"
"HOHN! HOHN! HOHN! HOHN!"
-- The Simpsons, Treehouse of Horror 8

3 way french kiss 

an action of sexual affection

where two males eat the vagina of one female simultaneity

kissing each other till the female orgasms
your having a 3 way and you want the female to get extremely turned on and everyone is on board and down for the pleasuring

it could go in to different configurations as well for your sexual orientation

and you would ask or say i would like a 3 way french kiss

frenchward 

a. The presumable distance and trajectory of France.

b. The flight pattern of a homing french baguette

c. The direction that dead memes flock to once they have been sucked dry by the Internet
Alas, the wild french baguette in it's natural environment... It's elegance is emphasized as it flutters frenchward with grace...
frenchward by Tofu King53 December 14, 2018

frenchgay 

When to indaviduals of the same gender cum in eachothers mouth and french kiss like animals.
Then Charlie and Tod locked there lips and began a slippery Frenchgay.
frenchgay by Dromair December 5, 2021

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026