when you find out you girlfriend has been cheating on you invite her over to your place but jack off as many times as posible before she get there. when she arrives get her to give you head and instead of coming just piss in her mouth and shout "French Revolution!!!!"
by ronib lindsley March 4, 2004
Me and my two buddies went out drinking one night when we saw this hipster passed out drunk face down on the street and we decided to declare a french revolution on the back of his head!
by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019
Wow, that's a nice Bagguet.
Yup, it's here since The French Revolution.
So it's a 300 year old Bagguet?
Yup.
*chokes*
Yup, it's here since The French Revolution.
So it's a 300 year old Bagguet?
Yup.
*chokes*
by Fishparti November 22, 2021
by justsomeguywithmentalstress June 11, 2022
When on person says something to be cool that they heard from someone else, and it doesn't go over well. It just doesn't fit their personallity to do something like that.
This is what happend when the French saw how well the American Revoltuton went and decided to have their own revolution. This was fine until the French took it too far and began to guillotteen people, and the Americans just had to look at tem and say, "Not Cool"
This is what happend when the French saw how well the American Revoltuton went and decided to have their own revolution. This was fine until the French took it too far and began to guillotteen people, and the Americans just had to look at tem and say, "Not Cool"
by ArrowRunner November 7, 2007