frelative 

Your relations that are also your friends.

Is your druncle one of your frelatives?

frelative by sommer with an o January 13, 2009

Frelative 

When you are friends with a relative; a relative, such that if you weren't related to them you would be friends anyways.

The family members you actually like. My cousin Brianna is a frelative of mine.

Frelative by The Ancient One March 17, 2013

Frelative 

A friend of a relative. Usually used when gossiping or telling a story about said frelative.

"I have this frelative that met arnold schwarzenegger"
"No way! The actor?"
"No, the governor of california dick wad!"

Frelative by littlehope March 27, 2012

Frelative 

Friends who are more like a relative or family member. Family of choice.

I grew up with these friends, they are my frelatives.

Frelative by P.A. MAK July 29, 2018

airport relatives

People you keep seeing on a trip involving air travel: at check-in, in the security line, at starbucks, waiting at the gate, sitting three rows ahead of you, waiting for baggage claim, etc

See that guy in the flowered shirt? He sat in front of me and farted the whole trip. Yea, I saw him fixing his carry-on with duct tape in the mens room. Are those salt stains on his sweatpants? I think so. Well, you can't choose your airport relatives

airport relatives by Dave the mambo king June 4, 2010

Theory of relativeity 

This is a comic reference to nepotism, the hiring of relatives.

It looks like the Hardings are practicing the theory of relativeity again!

Theory of relativeity by I, Wreckerrr February 10, 2021

Relatives tax 

The money you put in a birthday card for a family member when you have been to lazy to buy a present

Ive got no money to go out drinking tonight because I had to pay relatives tax

Relatives tax by pseudonames July 4, 2009