free ice cream

The term used by guys to address a girl who's easy to get; a girl who is not that hot but who guys hook up with anyway because they don't have to work for her.

Think of your least flavor of ice cream. If someone offered it to you for free, would you take it? Probably. If you had to pay for it, would you still buy it? Probably not. This is how guys think of girls. If there's a flavor of ice cream they don't have to work for, they'll take it. If it's not worth working for, then they wont.

Guy: "So you going to get with sally tonight? She's not that hot."
Other guy: "Yea I know but that's some free ice cream right there, she's dying for my dick."

free ice cream by hellohelloworld October 19, 2011

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free ice cream

ice cream given by a creeper who is most likely a murderer rapist who will hunt you down and kill you because free ice cream is non-existent and you will pay. Sooner or later...

"OH MY GOSH, he gave me free ice cream!"

"No Hannah.... You will pay... Sooner or later..."

free ice cream by realeyesrealizereallies July 8, 2014

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Fat-free-ice-cream

this is just another way to say the word Fuck.

where the fat-free-ice-cream are we going?
what the fat-free-ice-cream?!

Fat-free-ice-cream by Steve Stromboli August 21, 2008

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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