Fred Syndrome 

Fred Syndrome is a disease that affects a person, typically causing sickness and nausea. It is caused when a person eats food from the floor or other insanitary sources. Fred Syndrome originates from late 2017, when Fred ate a large amount of leftover food from a school playground, and was not seen in school until the following week. It is not thought to be contagious, however there is no known cure. Fred Syndrome can be prevented by not being a fucking wrongun and eating half eaten food from a disease ridden minging school.

Don't eat that food from the floor, you'll catch Fred Syndrome

Fred Syndrome by makooger June 4, 2021

Fred Savage Syndrome 

When your freakin adorable as a kid and ugly as fuck when you grow up

Woman at grocery store: "Oh my god, you make the most beautiful babies!"
Me: "Thanks! I just hope they don't get Fred Savage Syndrome."

Fred Savage Syndrome by I'm Bad Ass March 13, 2014