Franksizzle is a
small hairy man named Frank who enjoys craft
beer, works 4 hours a week, doesn't work saturdays and stares at his own reflection too much.
Usually
bad at telling secrets and keeping the bar clean.
Can be put in place for any verb or noun.
"Damn Franksizzle why is the bar not clean?"
"I wish my
husband looked
like Franksizzle!"
"Why won't Franksizzle tell me all of his secrets"
"Franksizzle can Frank my
Sizzle any day"
"Why won't Franksizzle accept my playstation request?