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Franksmanship

The manner displayed through the entirety of a day in which a Frank, out-Franks all bystanders with tremendous success and poise.
By drinking that whole bottle of vodka on saturday morning, Frank showed his high quality of Franksmanship for the remainder of the day.
Franksmanship by fearthedeer March 2, 2011

franksizzle 

Franksizzle is a small hairy man named Frank who enjoys craft beer, works 4 hours a week, doesn't work saturdays and stares at his own reflection too much.
Usually bad at telling secrets and keeping the bar clean.
Can be put in place for any verb or noun.
"Damn Franksizzle why is the bar not clean?"
"I wish my husband looked like Franksizzle!"
"Why won't Franksizzle tell me all of his secrets"
"Franksizzle can Frank my Sizzle any day"
"Why won't Franksizzle accept my playstation request?

Franksinatraism 

Franksinatraism is a religion worshiping the talented singer “Frank Sinatra”.
Frank Sinatra is so cool and hot!!”
I know right!”
“I am so proud to be in Franksinatraism !!”
The time required to walk downstairs and out the front door minus the time required to jump out an upstairs bedroom window while banging another dudes girlfriend.
It was taking me so long to work my nut out that I thought I was gonna have to go out the upstairs window when her boyfriend got home. Luckily, he was on franktime and I strolled out the front door.
franktime by HarvDanger September 8, 2022

frankism 

When "Frank the Tank" or "Frank and Beans" uses a word that is way beyond the relms of his vocabulary in the wrong context and makes himself look like a complete and utter moron.
Frank: My brain is so awesome it observes everything!
T-Ray: Frank...Don't you mean your brain absorbs? (frankism)

Frank: I'm going through a moral delima right now. I can't decide whether to do my homework or work on my car after work.
T-Ray: Wait...what? A moral delima? (frankism)
frankism by T-Owens April 23, 2008

Frankism 

A tale of complete and utter bullshit, that is thoroughly and actively believed by the cretin stating it - despite the fact that he has just dreamt it up...
Oh no, you just won't believe the frankism that he came out with this morning.