frankenfinger 

The application of excessive force while attempting a delicate task; as if performed by frankenstein.

In trying to clean the toothpaste off of his bathroom mirror, Jeff presses way too hard against the glass, breaking it.

God damnit...I just frankenfingered my mirror!

tard hand

frankenfinger by aero-instability October 9, 2010

Frankenfinger 

A Frankenfinger is a digit that has been injured, mangled or otherwise compromised, especially where stitches are involved and the thumb or finger resembles Frankenstein. The term was coined by a band of the same name in 1991. It can also be used as a verb.

This is gross, but the circular saw got away from me and now I have a horrible "frankenfinger." Wanna see it?
Call 911! I just "frankenfigered" my left thumb!!

Frankenfinger by Tngboy November 23, 2024

frankenfringe 

(noun) A horribly short fringe (aka-bangs) that looks similar to that of Frankenstein's monster.

I got carried away with the scissors and gave myself a frankenfringe!

frankenfringe by Au-enMediocrity February 7, 2013

frankengineering 

The art and science of combining components that were never designed to see each other, let alone work in tandem within the same vehicle, unit or machine. A true Frankenstein vehicle is born with this feat of homebrewed engineering. This is often mistaken for an act of witchcraft and will likely result in the head explosion or implosion of the average Napa, Autozone or Carquest employee. Do not attempt to acquire replacement parts for this backyard concoction from the local parts store without exact year, make and model of the unit in question, unless your are prepared to watch an aneurism in action.

Wow, the frankengineering happening within this rig is insane. There's parts from 15 different vehicles in here. Definitely don't let the Napa guy see this thing. He wouldn't survive the experience.

frankengineering by The Notorious E.N.G. June 3, 2024

Frankenfine 

1. Used to describe someone as physically attractive during or around Halloween time.

2. To express that you are ok with something during or around Halloween time.

1.

Person1: "Hey girl"
Person2: *reaches for phone*
Person1: "Are you made out of people?"
Person2: *visual discomfort, dials a 3 digit number*
Person1: "'Cause you be looking frankenfine".
Person3: *shoots to kill*

2.

Person1: "I'm looking to order some seriously ghoulish pizza if that's alright with you."
Person2: "That's frankenfine by me."

Frankenfine by Zas the Unbreakable November 2, 2024