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francois 

your such a focking francois dude!!!!
francois by 11terrance11 April 13, 2008

François 

A man who is very generous, patient and kind, has a great sens of humour, and is always calm no matter the situation. He is very passionate and deep, but he does not show all his cards at once.
person 1: wow I never knew François had that trick up his sleeve, I guess he is not as innocent as I though he was.
person2: it kinda turns me on...
person 1: .... okay
François by Nightfaze February 3, 2010

Francois 

(n) A name given to a person who is incredibly incredibly sexy and good looking. Also, is very short.
"He is such a Francois, I would blow him in a second!"
Francois by LilFrank April 4, 2009

seth francois 

He's that dude that was the first black guy in David Dobrik's vlogs. He's also a very kindhearted soul. His #1 fan is Sarah Moss. He's a whole snack too.
"Woah dude that's Seth Francois!"

"Who's that?"
"He's in David Dobrik's vlogs, he's such a daddy!"

François Viète 

The mf who put letters in math.
Who put letters in Math?
It's that French guy François Viète

François Hollande 

François Hollande, the new French President.

In the presidential election in 2012, he beat former president Nicolas Sarkozy.

Why ? Because French people were tired of Nicolas Sarkozy, because of his noneffective policy against the crisis, anti-muslim policy, anti-immigration, and his friendship with the wealthiest families and stories of corruption, he lowered their taxes whereas most people were harmed by the crisis. That is why French people voted for social democrat Hollande, which looked like a nice buddy, the contrary of Nicolas Sarkozy...

But it turns out that nothing changed, all country problems are not resolved, so French people are disappointed. They blame François Hollande for doing nothing, being lazy and not finding solutions to the crisis. They think he is totally useless, has no authority, does not stand up and speak up...

Since French people only want solutions to come from the government or the state, and are not able to take care of themselves, they will be blaming the French President and the government until 2017, when they will vote for their new savior, someone who will solve all their problems and help France become the first economic power, at least that's what the candidate will make them believe...
And the story will repeat itself...
Journalists : "François Hollande says unemployment is rising, but that it will decrease by the end of the year"
French people : "Fuck François Hollande, he is doing nothing"