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Fractally wrong 

A phrase made up by men who have failed to achieve their goals to falsely assert superiority over "lesser" individuals who they cannot create a rational argument against. In a basic sense this phrase means "nana nana boo boo, stick your head in doo doo. " The use of it is a clear sign that the speaker has a firm belief in his own ideas, and will declare that everything he says is right and everything anyone else says is wrong. Many individuals who use this type of language hold a strong belief that everything is wrong with the world, and that they are the only perfect individuals, but in reality these people are often socially-inept outcasts who still live with their parents and play Pokémon during their break at McDonald's.
John: "Corn is yellow and grows on stalks."

So-called "rationalist" : "ugh you're so fractally wrong that it defies belief, everyone knows that corn is really white but the government paints it yellow and synthesizes it in chemical saturation tanks."
Fractally wrong by T. Murray July 7, 2015

fractal wrongness 

Fractal wrongness is the state of being wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution.

That is, from a distance, a fractally wrong person's worldview is incorrect; and furthermore, if you focus on any small part of that person's worldview, that part is just as wrong as the whole worldview.
Person 1: I just came back from a debate with someone who suffered from fractal wrongness.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: No matter what he said, it was utterly wrong.
fractal wrongness by C.E.S. January 12, 2014
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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