by TheOneHitWonderrr March 6, 2011
A time of explosins and emissions from tubes of various sizes..people take pleasure in these great eruptions
by Timm Heacock July 11, 2008
Before my girlfriend went down on me I had her put some pop rocks in her mouth so I could have a great Fourth of July.
by Douche and Destroy January 19, 2011
a night where family gets together drinks beer, plug up their big amplifiers and play jimi hendrix version of the national anthem...
and watch fireworks
and watch fireworks
by Jared1818181818 July 11, 2008
by bonchay July 11, 2008
person: hey it’s fourth of july happy america day
better person: no it’s not it national sam wilson day
better person: no it’s not it national sam wilson day
by you will never knowwww July 2, 2021
When a dildo or otherwise penetrative sex toy is not available, one sticks a firecracker popsicle up an appropriately sized bodily orifice (most commonly the anus), and proceeds to pleasure themselves with said popsicle. After completion, the melted remains of the popsicle are then spurted out of the oriface for everyone to enjoy in a red, white, and blue funfest for the entire family to enjoy! Oftentimes, this is a widely celebrated event, and no patriotic display is complete without it. Those who partake in the activity must rigorously prepare for it with a diet of only prune juice, water, and essential oils for at least a week. If an American Flag is in the vicinity, it is always lowered to half-mast to appreciate the gravity of such a solemn affair. Should time allow after the ceremony is complete, grill hot dogs in the juices and fire a 21 Gun Salute for the troops.
Steve: "Fuck yeah, Bob said he's planning a Chunky Fourth of July tonight!"
Randy: "It's been ages, I sure hope he ate a lot of fiber this time. Last year we didn't even get any corn..."
Randy: "It's been ages, I sure hope he ate a lot of fiber this time. Last year we didn't even get any corn..."
by Micah Ken Yarmouth Sr. April 20, 2020