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Foultal by Bragginhart57 February 6, 2023
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Fooltalk 

noun -

1. idle chit-chat
2. verbal guff with little point or purpose
3. talking style of idiots
Tom: Hey how you doing?
Geraint: I'm well, you?
Tom: Not bad.
Geraint: So what you up to nowadays?
Tom: Oh, you know, this and that, you?
Geraint: Yeah just keeping busy.
Tom: Listen, take care mate, see you around.
Geraint: Yeah we need to have a beer soon.
Tom: Definitely.
Geraint: OK, see you later mate.
(Geraint leaves)
(Jared arrives)
Jared: Wassup?
Tom: Nothing, just some fooltalk with that guy.
(points to Geraint)
Jared: Who, what's his name?
Tom: I don't know really, I don't think I've met him before.
Jared: Nice.
Fooltalk by Gary Vert May 20, 2009
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foulbalken 

(adjective) To describe a person or place or thing that has such an irritable stench, it is only natural to stop and walk away from the certain nefarious odor. Naturally occuring examples of foulbalkeness include Public Restrooms, Petting Zoos, and formerly the beaches of New Jersey back in the 80's.
John had to run away from the library after someone let out an inaudible but foulbalken fart.
foulbalken by 34353higgins April 8, 2010

foulball 

When a man ejaculates in another person's rectum before licking/sucking the ejaculate from the rectum, and kissing the person who contained the ejaculate, passing them the fluids.
He foulballed me last night. I thought it might taste like shit, but it was fine!
foulball by UrbaneFictionary November 30, 2010

foulball 

A term used for professional basketball as played by those in the NBA. Essentially meaning the opposite of streetball. Used in reference to the fact that basketball cannot be played for more than 30 consecutive seconds without the game being stopped for a pussy foul.
Foulball is far inferior to baseball.
foulball by Bender March 16, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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