Fort Ashby

town A small , very small, very boring, town in West Virginia.
You live in Fort Ashby, West Virginia? Wow that sucks.
by yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah2013 January 15, 2012
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Fort Ashby Funnel Cake

When you feel a grumble in your guts and you try to get your undies down in time with no luck and your warm diarrhea gets squirted through the cloth like fresh batter through a funnel screen at the county fair.
Joe: When Carolus was driving back from Cumberland to go to a DMV appointment he felt severe intestinal disturbance and pulled off the side of the road. Unfortunately he didn’t get his drawers down in time and made a huge Fort Ashby Funnel cake along side highway 15 by the museum.
Drago: Dang that sucks. He ruined those undies for sure
by Esterlino Dorado January 05, 2022
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