Forrest Gumping

While under the influance of alcohol and through no skill, knowledge or effort of your own manage to end up in a sexually gratifying evening usually with more than one partner of the opposite sex. These events are always indirectly aided by others in one way or another. This is similar to the accounts of Forrest Gump in the movie with respect to success with little known efforts.

-Dude did you end up in another three way last night with those two chicks from the bar?
-Yeah.

-How do you keep Forrest Gumping your way into so much pussy?
-I don't know. I was just sitting there when the bartender asked me to loan my lighter to these two girls. Next thing I knew we were back at my place.

by douchewalker December 10, 2013

Forrest Gumped

To shoot someone in the butt

1. "I got shot in the buttocks"

2. Gamer 1: I totally Forrest Gumped that guy

Gamer 2: Dude, niceeee.

by thejokester001again October 25, 2014

Forrest gumped

Giving everything to someone who dosnt care.And finally comes around they have gone around a few times and has A.I.D.S

She Forrest gumped him so hard

by Deathgasm6669 January 1, 2020

FORREST GUMP

Someone who had sex with someone with aids and didn't get it. A seemingly unintelligent person that good fortune happens too. However, this person never lies and has no bad habits, and doesn't blame anyone for his situation. Basically the person you can't understand why good things happen too. Because you are to busy thinking you are smarter than you are. With many bad habits and an excuse for your mistakes other than yourself.

I f ucked a heroine addict and found out she had aids. I got tested and FORREST GUMP that shit.

by Wetnapkin December 30, 2017

forrest gump it

Run nonstop for miles until you reach another state, continent or a far destination.

Girlfriend: Babe I wish this relationship wasn’t miles away if only we can meet in person.

Boyfriend: Fuck it I’ma Forrest Gump it.

by Sweetart Queen September 20, 2017

Forrest Gump it

Playing ping pong by yourself. ( against a wall)

Will you play ping pong with me? No, I don’t feel like it. You’ll have to Forrest Gump it!

by Lol Maryland February 17, 2020

Forrest Gumping

Forrest Gumping is the act of running, jogging, or walking for an extremely long time for no particular reason, often halfway across the country. Some have Forrest Gumped for so long that they end up grow gigantic beards.

Joe: You've ran all the way from New York City to Miami in less than a month. What the hell are you running from? The Mafia? The police? The government? Aliens?

Tim: No, I haven't been running from anything. I'm Forrest Gumping.

Joe: Ah, I see now.

by JohnMaddenFootball May 11, 2014