Formwhoring 

Website feedback forms that only allow one sided feedback, often allowing little or no free-form comments.

I went to give the lousy site some constructive feedback, but they only wanted formwhoring responses. Look at the page:
"Please rate your visit today:
A] Great!
B] Excellent!
C] Fantastic!
D] Stunning!
E] Superb!
F] Perfect!
G] Flawless!

Please tell us what we can improve on:
A] Nothing!
B] No ideas here!
C] Leave it alone!
D] Don't change a thing!
E] Can't improve this perfect website!

On a scale of 1 to 10, please rate your visit today:
*10
*10
*10
*10
*10
*10
*10
*10
*10
*10

Please send comments and suggestions to our webmaster: [e-mail]"

Formwhoring by mmmna September 21, 2007

frogwhoring

verb: an act of collecting toy frogs from a game booth under the watchful eye of those that actually work there. you dont.

Girl: "The frogs are scattered everywhere! Start frogwhoring boy!"
Boy: "Of course, milady. Spare thy wrath from a lowly frogwhore such as myself!"

frogwhoring by Frogwhore October 20, 2008