Forkus

The action of ramming a fork up the anus of a male, female, or cactus.

"Dude why is she screaming?"
"I umm-"
"Oh bro don't tell me, you forkused her didn't ya?"

by GunSlanger June 6, 2014

habeus forkus

The act of collecting extra forks at the dining table, typically by inadvertently holding onto one or more communal serving forks.

Only 5 minutes into the meal, I glanced at Howard's placemat and could see that he had 4 forks, 3 of which were bogarted from the mashed potatoes, the Brussels sprouts au gratin, and the turkey burger platter, in an indeniable act of habeus forkus.

by porkalvin May 29, 2021