Forkus 

The action of ramming a fork up the anus of a male, female, or cactus.

"Dude why is she screaming?"
"I umm-"
"Oh bro don't tell me, you forkused her didn't ya?"

Forkus by GunSlanger June 6, 2014

habeus forkus 

The act of collecting extra forks at the dining table, typically by inadvertently holding onto one or more communal serving forks.

Only 5 minutes into the meal, I glanced at Howard's placemat and could see that he had 4 forks, 3 of which were bogarted from the mashed potatoes, the Brussels sprouts au gratin, and the turkey burger platter, in an indeniable act of habeus forkus.

habeus forkus by porkalvin May 29, 2021

Forkstabbed 

It's what you get when you run your mouth in front of psychopaths.

Made famous in "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia".

Liam McPoyle: "That's what you get, Charlie! You get forkstabbed!"

Forkstabbed by BAMico July 28, 2009

Fornus 

Lucky powder that "fornits" throw at people (crazy people who believe in them like Reg Thorpe´s of stephen king´s story Ballad of the Flexible bullet) and grants special powers to write. They hate, electricity and radium crystals in the phones, they´re fond to peanut butter, and other sweet stuff.

Fornit some fornus, I need some fornus in my writing machine

Fornus by buchsbaum July 14, 2010

Grand forks, North Dakota 

A town full of drama where everyone talks crap about people, but no one says it to their face.

"did you hear about all the crap Fritz said about Brandon?"
"yeah, but he'll never say it to his face because he's from Grand Forks, North Dakota "

Grand forks, North Dakota by Troll2017 December 20, 2017

Grand Forks Hot 

Girls who assume to be the hottest shit ever. One who doesn't look either way before crossing the street. A girl who looks and sound like B. Arthur but won't settle for less than David Beckham.

You see that chick?? She totally denied you bro!" "It's cool, she Grand Forks hot."

Grand Forks Hot by lars86 October 13, 2010

taste the forks

What a real australian would do to somebody who was insulting them, instead of giving them the american "middle finger". The expression "taste the forks" normally accompanies the tradition two fingers, and can be repeted many times to gain desired effect. It means in true definiton Get fucked

I was walking down the street and some westie hicks drove by and one stuck his head out of the car and screamed "hey blondie youze is ugly". I was then obliged to scream "taste the forks" and erected my two fingers to them. They then got out of there car and beat me for hours, and then shoved my "forks" up my arse and ran off.

taste the forks by Master Apps September 3, 2005