Forgetitive 

Someone who forgets things easily, like to an unfunny degree

“I’m a forgetitive person because I always forget when I say something!”

Forgetitive by Pancake-Kat July 9, 2023

forgetitis

When your friend always forgets something all the time but you can't hold it against them

Friend #1: "Hey Jen did you remember that piece of paper I wrote for you?"
Friend #2: "Damn it man no the forgetitis is so real today!"
Friend #1:" Thats ok I won't hold it against you or anything..."

forgetitis by jenniferpiece May 21, 2016

forgetitude 

To forget a word that you yourself coined.
-Steven Colbert

I can't believe i forgot about truthiness, a word that I coined. There should be a word for that. Forgetitude?

forgetitude by korndog June 18, 2008

forelitive 

Stating the obvious is also known as a "forelitive" statement. Derived from the saying "for real?"

When someone says something that points out the obvious, it would be considered a forelitive statement. It also can be a generic response to someone else who says something about a subject. A forelitive response.

A forelitive statement: i.e. "Be careful when you watch her." Obviously, if you're taking care of someone, you're going to be careful. Especially, a baby. Do you think if it wasn't said, would you NOT be careful?

A forelitive response: STATEMENT: "I'm trying my hardest." RESPONSE: "Well, everyone tries their hardest."
Basically, a meaningless response that doesn't give any consolation to the statement.

forelitive by Xander Christian January 25, 2013

forgettie 

That which is not remembered, or a person who is frequently forgetful.

He is one master forgettie!

forgettie by yibisk January 21, 2023