forever cow 

When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her... and never loses it.

Steven: Oh you know Jeff over there? He’s dating a forever cow
Anthony: Yeah, she was a cheerleader before they met

forever cow by cforzy October 18, 2019

Forever Cow 

When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her and never loses it.

The sparks used to fly, but after she went forever cow the only thing that flies is her flubber.

Forever Cow by Shadow Warden October 18, 2019

Forever Cow 

When your girlfriend gains weight after you just started dating and never loses it.

Anthony: Did you hear about bob?
Jon: No, Wait happened?
Anthony: He married a Forever cow

Forever Cow by Kilagen October 17, 2019

Forevercourse 

When you have relations with the same person for the rest of your life

You can have intercourse be t I love you and I wanna have forevercourse because I don’t wanna lose you.

Forevercourse by LVTHADJ845 October 5, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004