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Monkey Foot Fish Hook
Similar to the fish hook except you need to be having intercourse in the wonton wheel barrow position in reverse. Then you stick your foot in her mouth and grab her cheek with your toes like a monkey.
Monkey Foot Fish Hook by UCF Sab October 17, 2006
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hooker foot
noun (HEWK-UR FEWT)
derived from german "Hewker Feut", meaning "he who hewks feut".
1. an expression used to describe the imprint of gum left on the sidewalk.
2. those children and teachers at your school
3. generally anything
verb
4. an act of awkward foot positioning
hooker feet - plural
derived from german "Hewker Feut", meaning "he who hewks feut".
1. an expression used to describe the imprint of gum left on the sidewalk.
2. those children and teachers at your school
3. generally anything
verb
4. an act of awkward foot positioning
hooker feet - plural
1. Look at that hooker foot left on the ground.
2. Those hooker feet are such hooker feets.
3. Hey, there are so many hooker feet!
4. Last night I went on a date with John and I hooker footed; it totally killed the mood.
2. Those hooker feet are such hooker feets.
3. Hey, there are so many hooker feet!
4. Last night I went on a date with John and I hooker footed; it totally killed the mood.
hooker foot by ughhhadfs May 17, 2010
hooker foot
foot damage women would get by either of the following: A. Being a hooker in uniform B. Attempting to be sexy or fashionable by wearing hooker shoes C. Being drunk of your ass while wearing hooker shoes.
Hooker foot damage includes All of the following: loosing sensation in one or more toes, acquiring blisters with blisters of their own, and the appearance of discoloration accompanied by visible swelling after shoes finally brake away from the foot due to over or improper use.
hooker foot by MoeWithaFro August 25, 2007
Hooker Foot
A new local form of currency, not backed by the government, utilizing the severed feet of prostitutes that has become an accepted medium of exchange for a growing number of goods and services.
Sebastian lost his tooth playing kick the hobo and received a hooker foot from the tooth fairy when he put it under his pillow.
Hooker Foot by Temp6868 October 14, 2011
Hooker Foot
1) When the act of walking has damaged one's socks in such a way that it appears one is wearing fishnet stockings
2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear
3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain
2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear
3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain
1) That walk murdered my feet, my socks are shredded, I have hooker foot
2) I have hooker foot from those new heels
3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate
2) I have hooker foot from those new heels
3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate
Hooker Foot by zomgmysocks June 12, 2013
Hooker Foot
The result of walking around barefoot that leaves the bottoms of your feet blackened/browned and dirty.
I was really hitting it off with this girl until I got a glimpse of the hooker foot she was sporting and then I left.
Hooker Foot by Ernie of the Lou April 11, 2026
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