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Foot hook 

When someone hooks you with their foot and holds you in place.
Foot hook by Gamer1401 November 7, 2021
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Monkey Foot Fish Hook 

Similar to the fish hook except you need to be having intercourse in the wonton wheel barrow position in reverse. Then you stick your foot in her mouth and grab her cheek with your toes like a monkey.
Aaron gave Tara a monkey foot fish hook
Monkey Foot Fish Hook by UCF Sab October 17, 2006

hooker foot 

noun (HEWK-UR FEWT)
derived from german "Hewker Feut", meaning "he who hewks feut".

1. an expression used to describe the imprint of gum left on the sidewalk.
2. those children and teachers at your school
3. generally anything

verb
4. an act of awkward foot positioning

hooker feet - plural
1. Look at that hooker foot left on the ground.
2. Those hooker feet are such hooker feets.
3. Hey, there are so many hooker feet!
4. Last night I went on a date with John and I hooker footed; it totally killed the mood.
hooker foot by ughhhadfs May 17, 2010

hooker foot 

foot damage women would get by either of the following: A. Being a hooker in uniform B. Attempting to be sexy or fashionable by wearing hooker shoes C. Being drunk of your ass while wearing hooker shoes.
Hooker foot damage includes All of the following: loosing sensation in one or more toes, acquiring blisters with blisters of their own, and the appearance of discoloration accompanied by visible swelling after shoes finally brake away from the foot due to over or improper use.
hooker foot by MoeWithaFro August 25, 2007

Hooker Foot 

A new local form of currency, not backed by the government, utilizing the severed feet of prostitutes that has become an accepted medium of exchange for a growing number of goods and services.
Sebastian lost his tooth playing kick the hobo and received a hooker foot from the tooth fairy when he put it under his pillow.
Hooker Foot by Temp6868 October 14, 2011

Hooker Foot 

1) When the act of walking has damaged one's socks in such a way that it appears one is wearing fishnet stockings

2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear

3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain
1) That walk murdered my feet, my socks are shredded, I have hooker foot

2) I have hooker foot from those new heels

3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate
Hooker Foot by zomgmysocks June 12, 2013

Hooker Foot

The result of walking around barefoot that leaves the bottoms of your feet blackened/browned and dirty.
I was really hitting it off with this girl until I got a glimpse of the hooker foot she was sporting and then I left.
Hooker Foot by Ernie of the Lou April 11, 2026
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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