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foot sweeping 

Sweeping the hardwood floor with your drunken bare foot.
"What are you foot sweeping over there Frank?" "You know it."

Sheep's foot

Sheep's foot is when a male wearing only black dress socks performs pelvic thrusts causing the penis to slap up and down. This is done in an effort to entice a mate but typically produces the opposite effect.
Last night while I was trying to pee, my husband gave me a sheep's foot to the face. Needless to say, he did not get ass.
Sheep's foot by Mary's lamb January 3, 2011
To use your feet, especially with the aid of the socks, flip flops or slippers on them, to sweep the floor instead of using an actual broom or vacuum cleaner.
There were dust bunnies the size of Wyoming on the floor when I noticed my friend Rachel unexpectedly pulling up the driveway. My knee-jerk reaction was to swiftly footsweep the dust bunnies away from plain view in a futile attempt to conceal the grubbiness of my house.
footsweep by temporal fugitive March 31, 2011
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026