Foot Ox

The literal best folk band on earth. It's on Spotify now, stream Angel Eyes And Basketballs! However, the group isn't that active. The last trace I found of the group was in 2019.

Dude, I think Teague Cullen from Foot Ox is dead!

Foot Ox by Stream Foot Ox On Spotify <3 May 4, 2020

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Foot Ox

An incredible folk punk band from Portland, Oregon. The band consists of Teague Cullen and some of his family and friends. The band has been mostly inactive, but in extremely late 2021 they posted a song entitled Cornflake Eyes to YouTube, their first activity since around 2017. Pretty kickass with great songs, I definitely recommend it.

A: Dude, Foot Ox posted a new song on YouTube almost a year ago.
B: I thought that guy was dead.
A: So did I.

Foot Ox by s3r4ph1m October 3, 2022

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footox

The odor that eminates from stinky old gym shoes.

My daughter took off her shoes in the car and the footox was so bad we had to pull over, and get out of the car.

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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