verb, the act of taking advatage of a drunk person by taking their food; even if it is offered, the person has no control over their actions, still qualifying it as food rape
by killabitch October 06, 2009
When someone (or you) don't feel like eating, but you force them to anyway. Essentially raping with food.
Person A: I'm so depressed I can't even look at food.
Person B: You have to eat. Don't make me food rape you.
Person B: You have to eat. Don't make me food rape you.
by adiens August 03, 2012
My mom fed me yuck ass broccoli when i was little held me down. and shoved it in my mouth, i was helpless, it was food rape.
by Robert Financial (bob Finance) August 21, 2020
What happens while taking a monstrously huge dump that hurts your asshole so bad it is as if you are being mercilessly butt raped by everything you ate yesterday.
by Therealdingleberryjerry June 15, 2017
Food Rape is when you eat a bunch of food and become constipated. Over time as the constipation continues, the bigger the food dong gets. No one likes food Rape, well all try to prevent it from happening.
It's been a month of constipation, but today after eating pizza, I rushed to the bathroom and was food raped.
by AngiesAwesome December 31, 2018
Taking food that you are not entitled to by any of the criteria
--Girl taking food off of a guys plate without asking. Even if he would have said yes, it does not matter.
--Receiving food from an intoxicated person that they normally wouldn't give (a pack of ramen is like kissing a drunk person. It is not rape, but somebody who is invested in morality will probably wait for them to be sober)
--Stealing somebody's food when they are slumped. This is the B Cosby of food rape.
--Saying that you will pay somebody back then not doing it, or underpaying them.
--Girl taking food off of a guys plate without asking. Even if he would have said yes, it does not matter.
--Receiving food from an intoxicated person that they normally wouldn't give (a pack of ramen is like kissing a drunk person. It is not rape, but somebody who is invested in morality will probably wait for them to be sober)
--Stealing somebody's food when they are slumped. This is the B Cosby of food rape.
--Saying that you will pay somebody back then not doing it, or underpaying them.
*probable feminist takes food of a guys plate randomly*
Me: STOP RAPING HIM! THAT IS RAPE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU SICK FUCK!
Feminist: RAPE IS NOT A JOKE, AND MEN CANNOT BE RAPE VICTIMS!
Me: *puts Stephen A. Smith on speaker phone*
Stephen A. Smith: First of all, the notion that men cannot be victims is BLASPHEMOUS! Have you ever heard of prison? Second, that is a bonafide case of food rape, it is egregious, and there is no need to exacerbate the issue by denying it. Quite frankly, the only apropos is to apologize to the brotha, I'd say the fact of the matter is that you owe an apology to the ownership, your teammates, and the fan base.
Me: STOP RAPING HIM! THAT IS RAPE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU SICK FUCK!
Feminist: RAPE IS NOT A JOKE, AND MEN CANNOT BE RAPE VICTIMS!
Me: *puts Stephen A. Smith on speaker phone*
Stephen A. Smith: First of all, the notion that men cannot be victims is BLASPHEMOUS! Have you ever heard of prison? Second, that is a bonafide case of food rape, it is egregious, and there is no need to exacerbate the issue by denying it. Quite frankly, the only apropos is to apologize to the brotha, I'd say the fact of the matter is that you owe an apology to the ownership, your teammates, and the fan base.
by Prill. April 25, 2019
by blapoopyhead July 25, 2014