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Food Fucked 

When you go to places that usually serve good food and you get served crappy food with crappy service. Then you decide to go to krispy kreme and it turns out they dont have original glazzed.
Danny: Dude those burgers sucked and the fries were hard as fk.
NIck: Yeah dude..... lets go to krispy kreme.
20 min of driving later at krispy kreme
Danny: Dudue they Dont Have ORIGINAL GLAZZED WTF!!!!!
NIck: Dude WE GOT FOOD FUCKED TONIGHT.
Food Fucked by nick and djr November 14, 2011
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Food Fucked 

Completely and totally stuffed with food.
Sallie says"God damn i'm fucking full as shit" Jordan says "I'm beyond full, I'm food fucked."
Food Fucked by Dickson Yamuda August 28, 2010

Food Fucked 

When you're eating something, like pizza for example, and a piece falls off and rolls down your shirt, pants and then hits your shoe before touching the ground.
Wow look at the spaghetti sauce trail down that guy... he totally got food fucked.
Food Fucked by Banchou January 17, 2011

food-fucked 

Feeling sleepy and/or lazy after eating a large meal. Also known as "The Itis".
"I just got myself food-fucked at the Chinese Buffet down the street. I'm gonna go take a nap."
food-fucked by Mark71 October 15, 2007
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