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Fonzie Scheme 

The act of buying and subsequently wearing a leather jacket in an effort to look tough, cool, virile, or otherwise appealing. A Fonzie Scheme is usually run by someone who in fact is NOT any of these things. The name derives from the name of Arthur Fonzarelli, star of the sitcom "Happy Days," who is the epitome of leather-jacket-wearing cool guys.
Did you see that Tim, the shy guy from IT, is wearing a leather jacket today? That dude is totally trying to pull a Fonzie Scheme and score chicks.
Fonzie Scheme by theCArainman January 19, 2015
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Fonzie Scheme 

Delivering a high rate of return in a short amount of time involving sex and then moving on to the next partner.
I gave her the best I had in 5 minutes. Yeah, 5 minutes. I had to resort to my Fonzie Scheme, I have another date in an hour.
Fonzie Scheme by Vaughnn72 September 30, 2011

Fonzi Scheme 

The act of defrauding a restaurant owner of the cash from their juke box.
Big Al's was robbed of dozens of dollars when it was discovered that Arthur Fonzarelli had been playing songs for free by merely punching the juke box, otherwise know as a "Fonzi Scheme". When contacted at his office in the men's room at Big Al's restaurant, Fonzarelli had no comment
Fonzi Scheme by angusshangus January 7, 2009

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026