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Foil Man 

A super hero who like bat-man has no natural gifted talent only that to kick ass and save humanity.

Foil man discorvered his true powers whilst excessive foil in his packet lunch box gave him the perfect hero outfit.

With this destined discovery he enhanced this power by buying 4 or 5 large rols of foil and covering himslef in it, in doing so Foil Man was born.

Since creation this daring hero has fought many battles and done wonderous things, although he does not wish for these to be disclosed as his enemies may plan to avenge him.

The foil has thus gifted Foil Man with the power to reflect sunlight, fight crime and look pretty darn awesome (not to mention shiny) whilst doing so.

This courageous here has the instinct to provial, the power to procced and the willingness to repitivly offer PEANUTS?!?.

Unffortunatley i can not disperse information concerning the true identintyof the man(or woman) now know as Foil Man(yeah ok hes a man) but i can tell you, he is here to stay, until all evil has gone the fuck away!
"Dont fear, Foil Man is here"

"Jackie Chan wishes he could kick ass like Foil Man"

"dude what the hell is FMILF? Foil Man id like to f*#£!"

"and through the bioplasmisum the foil conjoined with this mortal being, and arose Foil Man protector of the rightous and damner of the doomed"
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026