Fodwomper

A cute person that dicks around with no real purpose

Did you see carly today... walking around in circles. Shes such a fodwomper.

Fodwomper by Justadumbdog March 16, 2017

Foomper

Foomper (noun)

A drive-thru bank pneumatic tube system that launches a plastic capsule full of cash, checks, or snacks through a tube to a teller using compressed air. Universally recognized not by its official name, but by the satisfying sound it makes when it fires off: “FOOMP.”

Often found at banks, pharmacies, and any place that still believes in the magic of sending objects through tubes like it’s the future from 1965. The foomper is a sacred piece of American infrastructure and should be respected at all times.

“Hold up, I’m not done filling out the slip—don’t send the foomper yet!”

Foomper by Remarriage April 9, 2026