Flying the kite 

to masturbate; typically used when referring to male pleasure.

His hands were tired after flying the kite all afternoon.

Flying the kite by Jersey girls October 13, 2012

flying the kite 

flahy-ing thuh kahyt-verb-when, in the act of anal intercourse due to a cycle of menstruation- the male lies on his back and female in the cow girl position, tugging on the dangling tampon string as though the wind were pulling the female away from the male.

flew the kite, will fly the kite, etc.

This chick is on the rag, so I'll be flying the kite tonight.

flying the kite by dfc739 September 19, 2009

Flying the kite 

Menstruating (Weapon of choice is a tampon.)

Jezebel must be flying the kite. Seems like her time of the month.

Flying the kite by Smysizzle July 3, 2011

flying the furry kite 

The process of taking your wayward German Shepherd on a walk on a long line as he veers around and you desperately try and stay on your feet.

Just been down on the beach flying the furry kite

flying the furry kite by DHomer June 29, 2022