Flying Crotchmen

sex move; where the male sexual organ flys through the air, then later hovers above the woman counter part. after done so the weiner jolts into the womans vaginal cavity and squirts his manlyhood and purple liquids into her wee wee hole, after doing so the correct way to finish is a slap in the face by the male weiner (the smurf) while doing so he says " you like that don't you bitch..."
the woman then proceeds to yelp "give it to me baby, i want your cock in my wee wee hole!"

flying crotchmen = life.

Flying Crotchmen by peepeemc vagina munch September 30, 2007

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The Flying Clutchmen

-The international soccer (football) team from The Netherlands. More specifically the 2010 Dutch team that reached the finals and was defeated by Spain.

-Before the 2010 Final, they won 5 out of 6 games by a one goal margin, including wins over Denmark, Japan, Cameroon, Slovakia, Uruguay, and favored Brazil.

-Widely considered to be the best international football squad never to have won a World Cup. They have finished second in the 1974, 1978, and 2010 World Cups.

-They are known for their beautiful play and incredible work ethic.

Talley: "Wow that Netherlands win over Brazil was incredible!"

Babe: "Yep The Flying Clutchmen strike again!"

The Flying Clutchmen by Baberrius624 July 14, 2010

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Flying Chotchmen

Noun: Flying Chotchman.
Plural: Flying Chotchmen.

A well established group of four men who have become a tight knit krew with a cult following. Well known in the Geelong region, the Chotchmen are pretty much the best guys you will meet, if you aren't lucky enough to know them already. Through courage and determination, these young men are making a name for themselves in society. They share a passion for socialising and are always seen around the community so don't be afraid to say hi to your friendly neighbourhood chotchmen today!

Flying Chotchmen cannot have an example as they are completely one of a kind.

Flying Chotchmen by World's Biggest Chotchmen Fan July 2, 2007

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Flying Chotchmen

Flying Chotchmen cannot have an example as they are completely one of a kind.

Flying Chotchmen by World's Greatest Chotchmen Fan July 14, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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